Ben got out of his bath and was standing dripping wet with a towel around his shoulders. The two cats, who are very kind to him and rarely even bat at him, are in the doorway to his room.
Me: Ben go meet me in your room and I'll put on your jammies.
Ben: No the kitties bite me.
Me: The kitties are fine honey.
Ben: The kitties bite my penis.
Me: *trying really really hard to keep my composure* What?
Ben: The kitties bite me. The kitties bite my penis off *chomp*
Me: *REALLY trying not to laugh* Honey, no the kitties will not bite your penis off.
Todd heard this conversation and walked up next to Ben, I turned around so Todd and I could make eye contact in the mirror. My face was beet red and my eyes were tearing up trying to keep my laughter in.
You can't let him see you think it is funny. To him this is a VERY serious thing. Getting his penis bitten off.
Oh my, oh my, where do they get these things?
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